Executive Order EO-007
The Nap Protection Order
- Date signed
- 05 Sept 2026
- Effective date
- 05 Sept 2026
Purpose
No meeting, walk, bath, photograph or administrative request may interrupt a presidential nap except in cases involving steak.
By the authority vested in me as President of the Snude Administration and Supreme Household Authority, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. Purpose
To safeguard executive rest as a condition of competent government.
Section 2. Policy
The following are prohibited during a presidential nap:
- meetings
- walks
- baths
- photographs
- administrative requests
- optimism
The sole exception is steak.
Section 3. Implementation
The Chief of Staff shall prevent interruption and record any violation. Violations will be remembered.
Section 4. Effective Date
This order takes effect immediately throughout the Executive Residence.
Issued under the authority of the President