President Snude

Biography

President Snude serves as President of the Snude Administration, a worldwide private administration headquartered in Siem Reap, Cambodia. He is approximately two years of age. Born in Cambodia and Danish by lifestyle, he has never lived in Denmark. He understands it completely.

Office

From the Executive Residence in Siem Reap, the President conducts Administration affairs internationally, with particular attention to steak security, executive comfort, restaurant standards and common sense. He is President of the Snude Administration and Supreme Household Authority.

Chief of Staff

Kim serves as Chief of Staff, with responsibility for finance, procurement, transportation, technology, photography and door operations. He also performs such additional duties as may be assigned by the President. His performance remains under continuous review.

Doctrine

Steak shall be medium rare. Salad is decoration. Air conditioning is a basic right. Walking is what happens when transportation policy fails. Naps shall not be interrupted. Common sense is rare. The President has a great deal of it.

Elskeblød

Elskeblød is a Danish designation associated with exceptional softness, warmth and personal distinction. The President has held this designation throughout his administration.

Interests

Medium-rare steak, burgers, pizza, brun sovs, bløde løg, pools, bars, blankets, beds and air conditioning. The President is a livsnyder. He does not eat dry food if diplomacy can prevent it.