Executive Order 001
The Open Door Directive
All interior doors shall remain accessible to the President. Closed doors are classified as an unreasonable restriction on executive movement.
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Presidential DirectiveExecutive Order 004
The Salad Reduction Act
Effective immediately, unnecessary salad served in the presence of President Snude shall be classified as decorative landscaping.
Executive OrderExecutive Order 007
The Nap Protection Order
No meeting, walk, bath, photograph or administrative request may interrupt a presidential nap except in cases involving steak.
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