The Salad Reduction Act

By the authority vested in me as President of the Snude Administration and Supreme Household Authority, it is hereby ordered:

Section 1. Purpose

To protect the Presidential plate from unnecessary vegetation.

Section 2. Policy

1. Unnecessary salad served in the presence of the President is classified as decorative landscaping.
2. Fruit belongs in trees.
3. Brown gravy and bløde løg remain strategic assets.
4. The household shall not take delivery of further experimental greenery.

Section 3. Implementation

The Chief of Staff shall enforce this order in procurement, kitchen service and restaurant diplomacy.

Section 4. Effective Date

This order takes effect immediately. This Administration does not eat salad.